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Men and women bashing quotes.

"If women had any idea, even for a second, how we really looked at them, they would never stop slapping us." — Dr. Katz. "If men could fuck women in a cardboard box, they wouldnt buy a house." — Dave Chappelle. "Want proof that men are more creative than women ? Women will gladly pay someone else to build them a pair of big boobs, while men spend years crafting their own, using nothing but beer and pizza." — Scott E. Frank. "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. " "They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find its often in huge tits, too." — Brad Wilkerson. "My girlfriend says Im a breast man, but I dont think Im so shallow that I can only see one aspect of a womans being. Im also a hooter man, a jug man, a knocker man, a melon man and an ah-ooooooooga! man." — Tim H. Richweis. "So i went into Victorias Secret and asked one of the bra-fitting ladies if they carried AAs. And the lady goes, try radioshack ." — thisismykittyx. "As a well-endowed man, Im here to tell you its not always easy. For one thing, a lot of women wont date a guy whose tits are bigger than hers." — Brad Osberg. "Theres no marriage problem that bigger tits wont cure. Except maybe when the problem is that the husband has tits." — Tim H. Richweis. "Who gets to have sex with me ? Theres only one fair way to decide this. Im thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Okay, its the one with the huge tits." — Jim Rosenberg. "Whenever I hear the saying Tit for Tat , I cant help but think, Way to go, Tat !" — Alex Calkins. "My lifes goal is to achieve total enlightenment. But Ill settle for a girlfriend with huge hooters." — James Knowles. "Husbands are like fires; they go out when unattended." — Zsa Zsa Gabor. "Theres nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes." "My husband asked why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook. So I asked why he bothers watching porn." "Its not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Lets face it, chocolate is much more reliable than any man." "Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate: theyll kill your dog." "Id like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night." — Carrie Snow.