Men and women bashing quotes.
"If women had any idea, even for a second, how we really looked at them, they would never stop slapping us." — Dr. Katz. "If men could fuck women in a cardboard box, they wouldnt buy a house." — Dave Chappelle. "Want proof that men are more creative than women ? Women will gladly pay someone else to build them a pair of big boobs, while men spend years crafting their own, using nothing but beer and pizza." — Scott E. Frank. "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. " "They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find its often in huge tits, too." — Brad Wilkerson. "My girlfriend says Im a breast man, but I dont think Im so shallow that I can only see one aspect of a womans being. Im also a hooter man, a jug man, a knocker man, a melon man and an ah-ooooooooga! man." — Tim H. Richweis. "So i went into Victorias Secret and asked one of the bra-fitting ladies if they carried AAs. And the lady goes, try radioshack ." — thisismykittyx. "As a well-endowed man, Im here to tell you its not always easy. For one thing, a lot of women wont date a guy whose tits are bigger than hers." — Brad Osberg. "Theres no marriage problem that bigger tits wont cure. Except maybe when the problem is that the husband has tits." — Tim H. Richweis. "Who gets to have sex with me ? Theres only one fair way to decide this. Im thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Okay, its the one with the huge tits." — Jim Rosenberg. "Whenever I hear the saying Tit for Tat , I cant help but think, Way to go, Tat !" — Alex Calkins. "My lifes goal is to achieve total enlightenment. But Ill settle for a girlfriend with huge hooters." — James Knowles. "Husbands are like fires; they go out when unattended." — Zsa Zsa Gabor. "Theres nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes." "My husband asked why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook. So I asked why he bothers watching porn." "Its not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Lets face it, chocolate is much more reliable than any man." "Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate: theyll kill your dog." "Id like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night." — Carrie Snow.
"Supposedly I was created in gods image. I dont know. youd think god would have a bigger penis than this." — Anthony Myers. "I now stand corrected — there is one gift a woman does not prefer to come in a small package." "When was the last time you saw a size small package of condoms ?" "It would be a mistake to put fluoride in condoms because a cavity is exactly what Im hoping for." — James Knowles. "Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high." "Men only have two faults: Everything they say and everything they do." "Behind Every Good Man Is An Even Better Woman." "You cant throw him back because he doesnt meet the legal size limit." — Dave Henry, Honeymoon Tip for Brides. "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. Thats his." — Oscar Wilde. "Knowing what I do now about women, if I could just travel back in time to when I was 16 years old, I bet I would have gotten laid by now." — Ed Smith. "There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first." — Adela Rogers St. John. "Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in." — Katherine Whitehorn. "You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance if they are placed around your throat, shes probably slightly upset." "Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it." "Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they dont generate a lot of interest." "If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldnt be here today." — Dave Henry.e.