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Hot Girls Kissing Strangers
 
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Don't miss another Gag - Subscribe!: http://goo.gl/wJxjG Can't click annotations? Innocent Phone Thief Prank: http://youtu.be/rfA8UjUeJio Most Awkward Creepy Salesman: http://youtu.be/kH6KHafynW4 Gags are filmed in Québec. Originality, authenticity and joie de vivre... Discover more about Québec at http://www.quebecoriginal.com/index.html?jpr=gags3 Social Animal? Here are a few interesting links: Twitter: http://twitter.com/JFLGags Facebook: http://facebook.com/jflgags Instagram: http://instagr.am/jflgags Filmed in Montreal, Quebec
Views: 690835 Just For Laughs Gags
Cartoon Hook-Ups: Spider Man and Mary Jane
 
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Spider Man and Mary Jane meet up at the No-Tell Motel in this Cartoon Hook-Up. Spider Man may take this opportunity to let MJ in on a little secret... Follow Winky Dink Media on these social media sites for the chance at a shout out! Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/WinkyDinkMedia Twitter - https://twitter.com/winkydinkmedia G+ - https://plus.google.com/+WinkyDinkTube Visit our new site @ http://www.WinkyDinkMedia.com Subscribe to WinkyDinkTube to catch all the latest Winky Dink Vids! Spider Man – Dylan Moon Mary Jane - Sara Secora https://www.youtube.com/user/AviGaming Written by: Jared Winkler & Jim Mills Characters Designed by: Jim Mills https://www.youtube.com/user/ShotgunSandwichENT Animated by : Jim Mills & Jared Winkler This video complies with all copyrights. All the art, animation, voices, music, and sound are original and made specifically for this video. This video complies with the US Supreme Court decision that it is lawful to parody animation (as demonstrated by Robot Chicken, SNL, and Mad TV animations). Copyright 2016 Winky Dink Media
Views: 5332147 Winky Dink Media
Woman drinks sperm daily morning o stay young and look good
 
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Woman drinks sperm daily morning o stay young and look good In a weird and unique case, a woman believed to be mother of two children’s who is currently single and lives in Buckinghamshire city near South East England use to drink sperm daily morning to stay young, look good to boost her immunity. Interestingly, this 29-year-old woman, Tracy Kiss is believed to be completely vegetarian, has been drinking the interesting mixture for the past month to stay saying it’s boosted both immunity and her mood. The mum-of-two is currently single and use to take sperm from one of her best friend or rather, he harvests it and delivers it to her up to three times a week. Tracy-who is pure vegetarian stores sperm in tubs in keeps it in fridge with the rest of her groceries. The mum-of-two from Buckinghamshire then whizzes the batch up into a smoothie, with complementary ingredients such as bananas, seeds and almond milk. ‘I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved,’ says Tracy. The personal trainer and qualified nutritional adviser claims that sperm contains lots of vitamins and minerals-including B12, which vegans like herself lack in their diets. Nutritional value aside for a moment, just how does this unusual ingredient alter the taste of her breakfast drink? ‘Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating,’ she reveals. ‘If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat.’ To stay young and look good woman drinks sperm daily morning: ‘Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I’ll happily take it straight off a spoon usually.’ Tracy says she understands it may seem off-putting-but the results are worth it. ‘People are so weird about sperm when in actual fact a teaspoon is filled with amazing goodness,’ she says. The single mum is actually no stranger to incorporating sperm into her daily routine-she’s been slathering it on her face since last year, when she discovered it made a brilliant facial, and she now credits it for improving her complexion. Unsurprisingly, Tracy’s friend and sperm supplier initially had qualms about being her own personal sperm machine. ‘When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself,’ she admits. ‘But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed -after all, he has a regular supply at hand!’ As for the risks involved? ‘I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check,’ she says. ‘My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.’ Luckily for Tracy’s pal, she’s keen to find a partner who will take over from him. After three years of being single, she is looking for love. ‘I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one shot or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!’
Views: 3404 G.World News
Fifth Harmony - All In My Head (Flex) ft. Fetty Wap
 
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"7/27" available at: iTunes: http://smarturl.it/7.27 Apple Music: http://smarturl.it/727_Apple Spotify: http://smarturl.it/727_Spotify Amazon: http://smarturl.it/727_Amzn Google: http://smarturl.it/727_GP http://www.fifthharmonyofficial.com http://youtube.com/FifthHarmonyVEVO http://twitter.com/FifthHarmony https://www.facebook.com/fifthharmony http://instagram.com/fifthharmony (c) 2016 Simco Ltd. under exclusive license to Epic Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment http://vevo.ly/DfGESB
Views: 368754098 FifthHarmonyVEVO
DC Young Fly’s BEST Freestyle Battles 🎤 & Most Hilarious Insults (Vol. 1) | Wild ’N Out | MTV
 
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When DC Young Fly hits the stage, there’s never a dull moment. He’s bound to make effortless jokes, accompanied by subtle screams that will make you laugh hysterically. 😂 Prepare yourself, we’re taking a look at DC Young Fly’s most hilarious moments right here on Wild ’N Out! #DcYoungFly #WildNOut #MTV Subscribe to stay updated on the newest content! http://goo.gl/YuLQAo More from Wild 'N Out! Official Wild 'N Out Website: http://www.mtv.com/shows/nick-cannon-presents-wild-n-out Wild 'N Out Twitter: https://twitter.com/wildnout Wild 'N Out Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mtvwildnout/ Wild 'N Out Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nickcannonwildnout/ Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out delivers lightning-fast improv and head-to-head battles, helmed by the master of ceremonies, Nick Cannon. The stakes are high as teams face off in a series of visceral, hip-hop-edged comedy showdowns, all culminating in a rap battle for the championship belt.
Views: 19510232 Wild 'N Out
YUM YUM Sommerfest.mpeg
 
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Here is our video recap of last weekends YUM YUM Sommerfest. Almost all our Djs & peoples came together to play music with each other, have a drink too much, celebrate the remaining days of summer, come together as the family we are and enjoy life as we always do. It was a marvelous night to say the least and we will do this more often. Thanks to: everybody at chromemusic, Max Mausser, Schowi, Tand Williams, Palina Power, D-Nice, Irving Jr, Caro, Coco, Tipura, the Girls @ Chicas, Katha, Lü & Omid & Idris, Gökhan, Taran & Suhur, Danny & everybody @ Bklyn, Andre, Andi, Roland, Deneb, Row, Jane, Angelika, Sara, Jesse and everybody else involved in YUM YUM. way too many to mention. The video is done by our friends & close YUM YUM affiliates Haze, who will be working with us much more in the near future. Hope you like the video as much as i do. PS there is a 2nd video coming in the next few days if we have enough good material left.
Views: 6929 yumyum73
Hey, what's Your Number?
 
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Views: 6096 These White Kids
Ben Phillips| Chilli Sperm PRANK - My Willy is burning?!
 
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Views: 3220731 Ben Phillips
Bewafa Hai Tu | Heart Touching One Sided Love Story | Idiotic Launda | Rahul Sehrawat
 
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Views: 236410 Idiotic Launda
Как сделать гомункула (Homunculus)
 
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Progress is inevitable! Webmoney R762432467835, Z282372329329, E122306575440 PayPal https://www.paypal.me/KorneyAleev Прогресс неизбежен! Webmoney R762432467835, Z282372329329, E122306575440 PayPal https://www.paypal.me/KorneyAleev Гомункул или гомункулус – искусственный человек, своеобразный клон, создававшийся средневековыми алхимиками, который должен обладать паранормальными способностями. Мой эксперимент, по рецепту Парацельса, был поставлен с некоторыми ошибками. В результате, у этого аномального существа, интеллект оказался на уровне паразита. Метод не сложный, вы можете повторить его дома. Автор перевода (субтитры), Эдуард Ч. (Eduard Ch.)
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The Weeknd - Often (NSFW)
 
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The Weeknd - Often (NFSW Official Video) Download Song: http://theweeknd.co/BeautyBehindTheMadness Taken from the new album Beauty Behind The Madness Stream/Share on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/4AILWMTyKIlicSfDVNtZQD Connect with The Weeknd: http://www.instagram.com/abelxo http://www.twitter.com/TheWeeknd http://www.facebook.com/theweeknd http://www.theweeknd.com Music video by The Weeknd performing Often. © 2014 The Weeknd XO, Inc., Manufactured and Marketed by Republic Records, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc. http://www.vevo.com/watch/USUMV1400286 Best of The Weeknd: https://goo.gl/76DXjL Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/GWXGWM
Views: 343662780 TheWeekndVEVO
If Women Ruled The World
 
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As a feminist, you have to consider both sides of the same coin. I'm proud to be the creative director for Los Angeles's Youtube Space LA! In the spirit of this initiative that empowers women in front of and behind the camera, I'm happy to tell you that we had an all female crew. Director - Yulin Kuang Writer - Yulin Kuang & Suzi Barrett Producer - Sienna Beckman DP - Alyssa Brocato Assitant Camera - Marisa Gerardin Gaffer - Megan Stacey Grip - Melissa Gasca Sound Mixer - Katelyn Springman Assistant Director - Angela Chen Graphic Designer - Bethany Radloff Editor - Nicole Tang VFX - Kaitlyn Yang at Alpha Studios Color Correction - Persephanie Engel at Neptune Post Composer - Joy Ngiaw Post Sound Mixing and Editing - Angela Kwan Post Production Sound - Listen 2 STARRING Sara - Anna Akana Bill - Brad Gage Beth - Courtney Pauroso Eliza - Melanie Starks Woman 1 - Rachel Armstrong Woman 2 - Maya Ferrera Steve the Intern - Ethan Dawes Amy (female boss) - Amy Holt Lunch crowd of men - Marc Amadin , Steven Loomis, Eliot Schwartz, Kiel Kennedy Lunch crowd of ladies - Maya Ferrera, Rachel Armstrong, Melissa Gasca, Angela Chen, Sienna Beckman
Views: 3517641 Anna Akana
Childish Gambino - Feels Like Summer
 
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“Feels Like Summer” by Childish Gambino http://smarturl.it/n3g9db8 tour tickets and merchandise available at http://www.childishgambino.com/ Directed by Donald Glover, Ivan Dixon & Greg Sharp Character Design by Justin Richburg Co-Produced by Fam Rothstein for Wolf + Rothstein
Views: 64107967 ChildishGambinoVEVO
Cardi B - Bartier Cardi (feat. 21 Savage) [Official Video]
 
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Cardi B - Bartier Cardi feat. 21 Savage from Cardi B's Debut Album Invasion of Privacy available now! Stream/Download: https://CardiB.lnk.to/IOPAY Exclusive Bardi Gang merchandise available here: http://smarturl.it/BardiGangMerchYT Follow Cardi B http://cardibofficial.com/ http://Facebook.com/IAmCardiB http://Instagram.com/IAmCardiB http://Twitter.com/IAmCardiB http://Soundcloud.com/IAmCardiB For Atlantic Records: Lily F Thrall, Associate Director of Video Administration Trevor Joseph Newton, Video Production Assistant Jenesis Lopez, Video Administration Assistant
Views: 37597673 Cardi B
Bruno Mars - Perm [Official Audio]
 
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Get the new album '24K Magic' out now: https://brunom.rs/24kMagic See Bruno on the ‘24K Magic World Tour’! Tickets on sale now. Visit http://brunomars.com for dates Stream ’24K Magic’ Spotify: https://brunom.rs/24kMagicStream Apple Music: https://brunom.rs/24kmagicAM Download ’24K Magic’ iTunes: https://brunom.rs/24kMagic Amazon: https://brunom.rs/24kmagicamazon Google Play: https://brunom.rs/24kmagicGP Vinyl bundles and more from Bruno’s official webstore: https://brunom.rs/brunomarsstore Connect with Bruno: http://www.brunomars.com http://www.instagram.com/brunomars http://www.twitter.com/brunomars http://www.facebook.com/brunomars
Views: 30975620 Bruno Mars
ULITO Commercial (Hot New Singles)
 
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ULITO's new singles can be downloaded for purchase anywhere online music is being sold (iTunes, Rhapsody, Amazon.com, eMusic, Napster, and Myxer.com for ringtones). ULITO is the new wave in hip-hop/rap music, bringing real life experience and an urban latino flavor.
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Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine
 
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James and Adam Levine cruise around Los Angeles singing some of Maroon 5's biggest songs before Adam proves to James he can balance anything on his face, and the two compete in a race on a proper track. More Late Late Show: Subscribe: http://bit.ly/CordenYouTube Watch Full Episodes: http://bit.ly/1ENyPw4 Facebook: http://on.fb.me/19PIHLC Twitter: http://bit.ly/1Iv0q6k Instagram: http://bit.ly/latelategram Watch The Late Late Show with James Corden weeknights at 12:35 AM ET/11:35 PM CT. Only on CBS. Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! http://bit.ly/1OQA29B --- Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."
Mandy Moore - Candy
 
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Mandy Moore's official music video for 'Candy'. Click to listen to Mandy Moore on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/MandyMooreSpotify?IQid=MandyMCandy As featured on The Best of Mandy Moore. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/BOMandyMoore?IQid=MandyMCandy Google Play: http://smarturl.it/CandyGPlay?IQid=MandyMCandy Amazon: http://smarturl.it/BOMMAmazon?IQid=MandyMCandy More From Mandy Moore Crush: https://youtu.be/wkMa7gIcnCM Have A Little Faith In Me: https://youtu.be/DAWhSIH2d5c I Wanna Be With You: https://youtu.be/ErntJrtQGBg More great 00s videos here: http://smarturl.it/Ultimate00?IQid=MandyMCandy Follow Mandy Moore Twitter: https://twitter.com/themandymoore Instagram: https://instagram.com/mandymooremm/?hl=en Subscribe toMandy Moore on YouTube: http://smarturl.it/MandyMooreSub?IQid=MandyMCandy --------- Lyrics: I'm so addicted To the loving that you're feeding to me Can't do without it. This feeling's got me weak in the knees Body's in withdrawal Every time you take it away Can't you hear me calling Begging you to come out and play? So baby come to me Show me who you are Sweet to me Like sugar to my heart oooh baby I'm craving for you I'm missing you like candy Sweet sweet loving Got me going to the extreme Won't go without it This vibe has gotta hold on me Satisfying baby Let me show what i'm made of No doubt about it Got me feeling crazy can't get enough.
Views: 8821600 MandyMooreVEVO
The Chainsmokers - Side Effects (Official Video) ft. Emily Warren
 
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The Chainsmokers ft. Emily Warren "Side Effects" out now: http://smarturl.it/TCSSideEffects Amazon Music: http://smarturl.it/TCSSideEffects/az Apple Music: http://smarturl.it/TCSSideEffects/applemusic iTunes: http://smarturl.it/TCSSideEffects/itunes Spotify: http://smarturl.it/TCSSideEffects/spotify YouTube Music: http://smarturl.it/TCSSideEffects/youtubemusic Follow The Chainsmokers: http://www.youtube.com/thechainsmokers http://www.twitter.com/thechainsmokers http://www.facebook.com/thechainsmokers http://www.instagram.com/thechainsmokers http://www.soundcloud.com/thechainsmokers Starring: Camila Mendes Lyrics: VERSE: It's 4AM I don't know where to go Everywhere is closed I should just go home My feet are taking me are taking me to your front door I know I shouldn't though Heaven only knows PRE: That Ooh the side effect To my loneliness is you CHORUS: Ooh, you're all that I want No good at giving you up Cmon and gimme some love tonight Ooh, you're all that I want No good at giving you up Cmon and gimme some love tonight VERSE: This happens every time I try to mix Decision making with One too many drinks PRE: But ooh, if late night friends Have consequences, cool CHORUS: Ooh, you're all that I want No good at giving you up Cmon and gimme some love tonight Ooh I think about it all the time Make it happen in my mind I'm telling you, yeah Ooh, you're all that I want No good at giving you up Cmon and gimme some love tonight BRIDGE: Time should've taught me the lesson Went lookin for a sign but instead I got a message I take off my pride every time we undressing I draw the line I'm out of line, yeah
Views: 76654621 ChainsmokersVEVO
'Robot goddess' unveiled at Chinese university, hot robot modeled after 5 hottest girls - TomoNews
 
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ANHUI, CHINA — Researchers at the University of Science and Technology of China have recently unveiled a robot with extremely realistic female features named Jia Jia. The Jia Jia robot is roughly 160 cm tall and weighs less than 50 kg, which is apparently the desirable height and weight considered by many mainland Chinese. Her beautiful face is modeled after the facial features of the five most beautiful girls at the university. Jia Jia is able to chat, display facial expressions and move its body. She is also able to detect where she had been placed. Jia Jia can automatically detect when people are taking pictures of her, and if she senses they are too close, she tells the person to stop. The researchers are working on making Jia Jia more sophisticated so that she may interact with the environment even more without prior programming. The robot received mixed feedback on social media, with some people saying on Weibo that Jia Jia looks cute and realistic, while others said her super lifelike feature make her look scary. -----------------------------------------­-------------------- Welcome to TomoWorld, where we animate the biggest headlines from around the world. Stay up to date on the latest international news when you subscribe now! https://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=TomoNewsWorld Visit our official website for all the latest, uncensored videos: https://us.tomonews.com Check out our Android app: http://bit.ly/1rddhCj Check out our iOS app: http://bit.ly/1gO3z1f Stay connected with us here: Facebook http://www.facebook.com/TomoNewsUS Twitter @tomonewsus http://www.twitter.com/TomoNewsUS Google+ http://plus.google.com/+TomoNewsUS/ Instagram @tomonewsus http://instagram.com/tomonewsus
Views: 908 TomoWorld
Nicky Jam x J. Balvin - X (EQUIS) | Video Oficial | Prod. Afro Bros & Jeon
 
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Disponible en tu plataforma preferida: https://goo.gl/b8TDFS Nicky Jam y J. Balvin performing "X" Nuevo video de Nicky Jam 2018 Letra de EQUIS "X" Aquel día te vi y tu energia sentí Desde eso no te quiero lejos de mi Sé que no sabes de mi y no te puedo mentir Lo que dicen en la calle sobre mi Y no te voy a negar Estamos claros y ya No te lo voy a negar (no te lo puedo negar) Estamos claros y ya (estamos claros, estamos claros) Solo deja que yo te agarre baby Besos en el cuello pa' calmar la sed Mi mano en tus caderas pa' empezar como es No le vamo' a bajar mas nunca mamá Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Baila Placata Placata Como ella lo mueve Sin parar, sin parar Mis ganas de comerte Ahora son mas fuertes Quiero tenerte Y no te voy a negar Estamos claros y ya No te lo voy a negar Estamos claros y ya Lo que he visto de ti mami no me es normal Pero no te preocupes que soy anormal Sé que tus amigas no les debo gustar Pero ve y cuentale parte por parte Como tenemos sex y te quito el estres Dale otra vez Y no te voy a negar Estamos claros y ya No te lo voy a negar Estamos claros y ya Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba- Baila Placata Placata Como ella lo mueve Sin parar, sin parar Mis ganas de comerte Ahora son mas fuertes Quiero tenerte Y no te voy a negar Estamos claros y ya No te lo voy a negar Estamos claros y ya La Industria Inc Sony Music Latin 2018 Skloziv Network
Views: 1311482793 NickyJamTV
Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)
 
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Last video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard". Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Directed By - Mickey Finnegan www.mickeyfinnegan.com twitter.com/mickeyfinnegan Produced By - Jenn Khoe Cinematography By - Robert Lam www.bobbydp.com Edited By - Kane Richardson www.scrypictures.com Animation By - Simon Chan www.scrypictures.com Lyrics - Verse 1 Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong Getting real high Watching funny videos of bill nye Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- Bill nye theme song now im getting hungry than a muthafucka put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 whered I put that honey mustard lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week. How long do them thangs keep? Guess I better ask jeeves go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed Now ya man is fucked... Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high Verse 2 now im freakin out up in this bitch cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff so I bolted to the BR Consulted with the mirror Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic Cuz the weed in you beating you then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something that pretty girl im humping becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother or some other fucking disgusting person ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing Man im high as fuckkkk Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high verse 3 rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry in her video the whole world's made of candy damn...I aint even got no candy so now at the fucking c store where ya man be torn than a mafucka peanut eminems or a twix cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier homeland, Nazir! s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street gotta wait until that muthafucka's green now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex crafted a long text, took about an hour took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up. This sucks im high as fuck. Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high outtro Beat - Holy Water by The Game (check out the Game's stuff on itunes below) https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/game/id261727947 He sampled Mala, changes https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/mala/id26485637 My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Views: 19265662 Lil Dicky
Selena Gomez, Marshmello - Wolves
 
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Get ‘Wolves,' out now: http://smarturl.it/WolvesSG Get exclusive Selena Gomez merch, available at: http://smarturl.it/SelenaStore Sign-up to be the first to hear news from Selena: http://smarturl.it/SelenaGomez.News Best of Selena Gomez https://goo.gl/mgJg2s Selena Gomez Audio https://goo.gl/dmJYbd Subscribe for more https://goo.gl/2bTupr Music video by Selena Gomez, Marshmello performing Wolves. (C) 2017 Interscope Records http://vevo.ly/2O7n2n
Views: 216407299 SelenaGomezVEVO
Top 10 Saturday Night Live Sketches
 
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Top 10 Saturday Night Live Sketches Subscribe: http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD These are the funniest SNL sketches ever. Join WatchMojo as we list our picks for the Top 10 SNL Skits of all time. List Entries and Rank: #10. Total Bastard Airlines #9. James Brown’s Celebrity Hot Tub Party #8. Olympia Café #7. Colonel Angus #6. Super BassOMatic ‘7 #5. Celebrity Jeopardy #4. Digital Shorts #3. ?
Views: 17365709 WatchMojo.com
Silk City, Dua Lipa - Electricity (Official Video) ft. Diplo, Mark Ronson
 
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Music Video | Silk City & Dua Lipa - Electricity Listen to Electricity: http://smarturl.it/SilkCityElectricity Amazon: http://smarturl.it/SilkCityElectricity/az Apple Music: http://smarturl.it/SilkCityElectricity/applemusic iTunes: http://smarturl.it/SilkCityElectricity/itunes Spotify: http://smarturl.it/SilkCityElectricity/spotify YouTube Music: http://smarturl.it/SilkCityElectricity/youtubemusic FOLLOW DIPLO: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/diplo Twitter: https://twitter.com/diplo Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/diplo/ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/diplo FOLLOW MARK RONSON: Website: http://www.markronson.co.uk/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/markronson Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarkRonson Instagram: https://instagram.com/iammarkronson/ FOLLOW DUA LIPA: Website: https://dualipa.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dualipaofficial/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/dualipa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dualipa/ Directors: Bradley and Pablo Produced by: PRETTYBIRD Producers: Ross Levine, Chris Clavadetscher, Candice Dragonas Director of Photography: Pablo Berron Editor: Nick Rondeau Choreography: Theresa “Toogie” Barcelo Filmed at ODR Studios Electricity (Lyrics): Falling into you Baby Even electricity Can’t compare to what I feel When I’m with you Ooh baby Given up my ghosts for you And now I’m see through You give me a feeling Feeling so strong I know you been treating Treating yourself wrong So let me care for you Ooh baby Ima love you differently I’ll give you electricity Give it to you And even if I could I wouldn’t turn on you And I would stop the world for you You know I wanted to let you know I’ll never let this feeling go This love has no ceiling I cannot deny And even if I could I wouldn’t turn on you And I would stop the world for you and I I wanted to let you know I’ll never let this feeling go This love has no ceiling I cannot deny All I see is you lately Wide awake and in my dreams I see your face so vividly I don’t know what I’d do Ooh baby If you only saw a friend in me I’d be bitter sweet You give me a feeling Feeling so strong I know you been treating Treating yourself wrong So let me care for you Ooh baby Ima love you differently I’ll give you electricity Give it to you And even if I could I wouldn’t turn on you And I would stop the world for you You know I wanted to let you know I’ll never let this feeling go This love has no ceiling I cannot deny And even if I could I wouldn’t turn on you And I would stop the world for you and I I wanted to let you know I’ll never let this feeling go This love has no ceiling I cannot deny You feel electric baby So electric baby I wanna let you know Let you know I think I’m ready baby I think I’m ready now Electricity I’m flowing into you I want it I need it This current between us Is flowing This feeling Tonight And even if I could I wouldn’t turn on you And I would stop the world for you You know I wanna let you know I’ll never let this feeling go This love has no ceiling I cannot deny And even if I could I wouldn’t turn on you And I would stop the world for you and I I wanna let you know I’ll never let this feeling go This love has no ceiling I cannot deny You feel electric baby So electric baby I wanna let you know Let you know I think I’m ready baby I think I’m ready now Electricity
Views: 38378201 MarkRonsonVEVO
will.i.am - Scream & Shout ft. Britney Spears
 
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Buy Now! iTunes: http://smarturl.it/ScreamNShout Sign up for Will.i.am news here: http://smarturl.it/will.i.am.News Music video by will.i.am performing Scream & Shout. © 2012 Interscope
Views: 679857245 williamVEVO
Wiz Khalifa - Black And Yellow [G-Mix] ft. Snoop Dogg, Juicy J & T-Pain
 
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Watch the best videos on YouTube from Wiz Khalifa here: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLakoz4isJL_mdAOvmFD8ddUZFZc4Hqewo Wiz Khalifa's new album O.N.I.F.C. is available December 4, 2012: http://bit.ly/onifcitunes Wiz Khalifa exclusive merch bundles available now! http://bit.ly/ZtYFRD http://www.wizkhalifa.com/ https://www.facebook.com/wizkhalifa http://twitter.com/realwizkhalifa
Views: 366850046 Wiz Khalifa
Manchester United vs. James Corden & 100 Kids
 
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After hearing the news that Manchester United would travel to Los Angeles for preseason training, James Corden and 100 children head to UCLA to link up with manager Jose Mourinho and footballers Juan Mata, Ander Herrera and Chris Smalling, giving them a friendly match unlike they've ever seen. More Late Late Show: Subscribe: http://bit.ly/CordenYouTube Watch Full Episodes: http://bit.ly/1ENyPw4 Facebook: http://on.fb.me/19PIHLC Twitter: http://bit.ly/1Iv0q6k Instagram: http://bit.ly/latelategram Watch The Late Late Show with James Corden weeknights at 12:35 AM ET/11:35 PM CT. Only on CBS. Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! http://bit.ly/1OQA29B --- Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."
Wiz Khalifa - See You Again ft. Charlie Puth [Official Video] Furious 7 Soundtrack
 
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The Fate of the Furious: The Album available now - https://atlantic.lnk.to/f8 Download the new Furious 7 Soundtrack Deluxe Version on iTunes here: http://smarturl.it/furious7deluxe See Wiz on tour http://wizkhalifa.com/tour Tag ‪#‎SeeYouAgain‬ on Shazam and get an exclusive behind the scenes look at the music video! Get official merch here: http://atlr.ec/OfficialWKMerchYT Stream Furious 7 on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/streamFurious7 Directed by: Marc Klasfeld Follow Wiz: ►Subscribe to channel: http://goo.gl/y3Bnno ►Twitter - https://twitter.com/wizkhalifa ►Facebook - https://facebook.com/wizkhalifa ►Instagram - https://instagram.com/mistercap ►Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/wizkhalifa ►Website: http://wizkhalifa.com ►Taylor Gang: http://taylorgang.com Follow Charlie Puth: ►Subscribe to channel: https://www.youtube.com/charlieputh ►Twitter - https://twitter.com/charlieputh ►Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/charlieputh ►Instagram - http://instagram.com/charlieputh ►Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/charlieputh ►Website: http://charlieputh.com/ Wiz Khalifa - See You Again ft. Charlie Puth [Official Video] Furious 7 Soundtrack
Views: 3817179214 Wiz Khalifa
The Try Guys Test Who Is The Most Attractive
 
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Through a series of six experiments, we determine who the hottest Try Guy is based on science and sociology. Credits: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bfmp/videos/23755 Check out more awesome videos at BuzzFeedVideo! https://bit.ly/YTbuzzfeedvideo https://bit.ly/YTbuzzfeedblue1 https://bit.ly/YTbuzzfeedviolet GET MORE BUZZFEED: https://www.buzzfeed.com https://www.buzzfeed.com/videos https://www.youtube.com/buzzfeedvideo https://www.youtube.com/boldly https://www.youtube.com/buzzfeedblue https://www.youtube.com/buzzfeedviolet https://www.youtube.com/perolike https://www.youtube.com/ladylike BuzzFeedVideo BuzzFeed Motion Picture’s flagship channel. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious, always shareable. New videos posted daily! MUSIC Bangers_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Bad Boy_Instrumental Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Ready, Set, Go!_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Endless Pursuit Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Twerking Poodles_Full Mix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. The Love Doctor_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Comic Belief_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Housewives Style_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Kerosene Mean Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Cook Off_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Big Decisions_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Ten Second Count_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Confidential Kitchen_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Deadline_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Time Trial_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Baited Reality_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Holding Your Nerve_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Final Hour_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Cartoon Countdown_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Countdown Boom Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. One Hundred Steps_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Life In Joy_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Better Than The Real Thing Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Hello Boys_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Disco Nerd_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Quirky & Humorous Tango_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Get The Funny Thief_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Belle Plage_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Working Man's Groove_FullMix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Queen B_FullMix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Break It Basil_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Bad Mama_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Our Neighbours_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Strawberry Ice_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. The Age Of Rage_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Glamour Fanfare_30Sec Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. The Late Live Show_30Sec Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. The Spin Factor_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Strange Suburbia_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Jolly Shoppers_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Jewish Wedding_FullMix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Do It Sneaky_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Perfect Suburbia_FullMix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Peer Gynt Suite - Hall Of the Mountain King Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Tick Tock Countdown_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Boss Man_Full Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Make This Count_Full Mix Licensed v
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Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian
 
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James and Kim Kardashian take turns asking each other very personal questions about Kim's siblings and James's guests, which they must answer or eat disgusting foods, like a scarab beetle. More Late Late Show: Subscribe: http://bit.ly/CordenYouTube Watch Full Episodes: http://bit.ly/1ENyPw4 Facebook: http://on.fb.me/19PIHLC Twitter: http://bit.ly/1Iv0q6k Instagram: http://bit.ly/latelategram Watch The Late Late Show with James Corden weeknights at 12:35 AM ET/11:35 PM CT. Only on CBS. Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! http://bit.ly/1OQA29B --- Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."
Sugarland - Babe ft. Taylor Swift
 
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Music video by Sugarland performing Babe. © 2018 UMG Recordings, Inc. http://vevo.ly/9Sdo0D
Views: 18964364 SugarlandVEVO
Sperm Donors Show EP24 PT1
 
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Sperm, redhead, naked girls, the occult, fag hags, FCC, FAA, Tupac, Biggie, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Steven Tyler, Tiger Woods, gangsta rappers, sperm donors talk comedy humor funny sex drugs pop culture men women relationships savvyjinx
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Mia Kang Kills the Beat Against Nick Cannon | Wild ‘N Out | #Wildstyle
 
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MMA fighter Mia Kang goes toe-to-toe with Nick Cannon in this segment of #Wildstyle. Other highlights include DC Young Fly going in on Justina Valentine, and Timothy DeLaGhetto going up against Corey Charron. #MTV #WildNOut #MiaKang #Wildstyle Subscribe to MTV: http://goo.gl/NThuhC Wild 'N Out is your home for freestyle comedy. Watch as Nick Cannon and an A-list celebrity lead a team of improv comedians in a battle to see who’s the best. More from MTV: Official MTV Website: http://www.mtv.com/ Like MTV: https://www.facebook.com/MTV Follow MTV: https://twitter.com/MTV MTV Google+: http://goo.gl/OGY79b MTV on Tumblr: http://mtv.tumblr.com/ MTV Instagram: http://instagram.com/mtv MTV on Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/mtv/ #MTV is your destination for the hit series Wild 'N Out, Siesta Key, safeword, Teen Wolf, Teen Mom and much more!
Views: 10476031 Wild 'N Out
Bonaparte - Point & Shoot
 
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Bonaparte - Point & Shoot http://theindierockplaylist.com
Views: 4794 IRPSeptember2012
The Try Guys Raise Toddlers For A Day • Fatherhood: Part 3
 
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Boys, boys, boys. The Try Guys tackle the terrible twos and attempt to raise unruly toddlers for a day. The third in a special five-part series exploring fatherhood. Credits: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bfmp/videos/17053 Check out more awesome videos at BuzzFeedVideo! https://bit.ly/YTbuzzfeedvideo GET MORE BUZZFEED: https://www.buzzfeed.com https://www.buzzfeed.com/videos https://www.youtube.com/buzzfeedvideo https://www.youtube.com/boldly https://www.youtube.com/buzzfeedblue https://www.youtube.com/buzzfeedviolet https://www.youtube.com/perolike https://www.youtube.com/ladylike BuzzFeedVideo BuzzFeed Motion Picture’s flagship channel. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious, always shareable. New videos posted daily! MUSIC SFX Provided By AudioBlocks (https://www.audioblocks.com) Fiddlers-Folly Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Tiptoes Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Tiny-Monsters Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. La-Donna-E-Mobile Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Brindisi Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Largo-Al-Factotum Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Devious-Thoughts Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Forest-Edge Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Rio Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Bizarre-Twist Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Day-In-The-Sun Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Neapolitan-March Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Come-To-The-Great-Parade Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Wildcats Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Black-n-Blue Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Catarina Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. In Color Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Forest Magic Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Bangers_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. The Decision_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Made Of Magic.aif Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Made Of Magic_Undrscr.aif Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Be Free_Full Mix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Eye Of The Frank Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. All Hail Baby Man_Full Mix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Baby Bumble Bee_InstMix60Sec Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Clumsy And Awkward_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. The Chase Is On_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Dodgey Geezer_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Standing Rock_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Cute Animals_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Savoir Faire_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. The Times They Are A Cha Cha Cha_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Rise And Shine_NoLdVox.aif Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Rise And Shine.aif Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Mr Jeeves Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Thats Life Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Orchestral Manoeuvre_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Tyrex Tracking_Main Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Cactus Moon_undrscr Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Dwarfs On Speed_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Blue Danube Waltz_V1 Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Tangetto De La Muerte Tuba_fullmix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Eine Kleine Nachtmusik_V1 Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Magnetized_Instrumental Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Anthem_Instrumental Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Ball Hard_Full Mix Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. Serenade No 13 G Major Kv 525 Little E
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Britney Spears - Megamix (2016 Billboard Music Awards Performance)
 
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Get ‘The Essential Britney Spears’ on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/TheEssentialBritney?IQid=yt Stream Britney on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/BritneySpotify?IQid=yt Download ‘Britney Jean’: http://smarturl.it/BritneyJean?IQid=yt Connect with Britney Spears: http://www.facebook.com/britneyspears http://twitter.com/britneyspears http://instagram.com/britneyspears/ http://britneyspears.tumblr.com/ https://plus.google.com/+britneyspears http://www.britney.com http://vevo.ly/HY3qG4
Views: 24390261 BritneySpearsVEVO
Deponia - teaser trailer
 
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Deponia is a new point and click adventure made by Daedalic Entertainment and published by Lace Mamba Global. Deponia will be released on pc in the second quarter of 2012. Deponia is the next big adventure game release by Daedalic Entertainment, creators of award-winning genre highlights like A New Beginning and The Whispered World, brought to life with detailed hand-painted backgrounds in widescreen format and top-quality cartoon animation. Deponia is a fast-paced comedy of errors and one of the most unusual love stories in gaming history. The twist-filled story takes its off-beat characters all over trash planet Deponia, a unique game world in the style of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett and Matt Groening. From Kuvaq, an improvised village built inside a giant trash heap, to the swimming black market and the dark corners of the elevated planetary railways. Rufus, one of the playable main characters, is not a pleasant guy. Ill-tempered and entirely too convinced of his own greatness, he lives at the edge of a small settlement somewhere in the most remote sector of the garbage-covered planet Deponia. He dreams of a better life in the floating cities of wealth and beauty high above the planet surface. When the angelic Goal falls from these privileged spheres down into a neighbouring trash heap, Rufus sees his chance. He decides to bring the unconscious beauty back to her home. Only a vague hope of making it off Deponia at first, he soon formulates an unscrupulous plan, as he learns that he is a dead ringer for Goal's upper-class husband. The planned handover is only the beginning of a wild chase across Deponia full of twists, turns and mystifying mix-ups...
Views: 1974 ZoominGames
formal sperm dance
 
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me and Wigglebee at the Formal
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SNL's Pete Davidson Takes No Prisoners | Wild 'N Out | #Wildstyle
 
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Pete Davidson’s (SNL) still got it in this week’s wildstyle. #MTV #WildNOut #WNO #PeteDavidson Subscribe to MTV: http://goo.gl/NThuhC Wild 'N Out is your home for freestyle comedy. Watch as Nick Cannon and an A-list celebrity lead a team of improv comedians in a battle to see who’s the best. More from MTV: Official MTV Website: http://www.mtv.com/ Like MTV: https://www.facebook.com/MTV Follow MTV: https://twitter.com/MTV MTV Google+: http://goo.gl/OGY79b MTV on Tumblr: http://mtv.tumblr.com/ MTV Instagram: http://instagram.com/mtv MTV on Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/mtv/ #MTV is your destination for the hit series Wild 'N Out, Siesta Key, safeword, Teen Wolf, Teen Mom and much more!
Views: 9394231 Wild 'N Out
Reproduce A Lot- Drop It Like It's Hot Remix
 
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Anatomy Project 2013
Views: 659 Brian Boos
Nick Cannon Can't Handle Trina's Fine Ass & Michael Blackson Goes In | Wild 'N Out | #Wildstyle
 
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In this segment of #Wildstyle, Nick Cannon tells Trina to leave all of the broke rappers alone so he can hit, but da baddest chick fires back saying that he wouldn't be able to handle her. Other highlights include Michael Blackson going in on Conceited, Timothy DeLaGhetto, & Karlous Miller. Tune in Thursdays 9/8c on MTV! #MTV #WildNOut #Wildstyle Subscribe to MTV: http://goo.gl/NThuhC Wild 'N Out is your home for freestyle comedy. Watch as Nick Cannon and an A-list celebrity lead a team of improv comedians in a battle to see who’s the best. More from MTV: Official MTV Website: http://www.mtv.com/ Like MTV: https://www.facebook.com/MTV Follow MTV: https://twitter.com/MTV MTV Google+: http://goo.gl/OGY79b MTV on Tumblr: http://mtv.tumblr.com/ MTV Instagram: http://instagram.com/mtv MTV on Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/mtv/ #MTV is your destination for the hit series Wild 'N Out, Are You the One?, Scream, Teen Wolf, Teen Mom and much more!
Views: 16962183 Wild 'N Out
The Sugarhill Gang - Rappers Delight Lyrics (FULL VERSION)
 
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WARNING: SLIGHTLY EXPLICIT LYRICS. *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CONTENT SEEN IN THIS VIDEO. IT BELONGS TO WMG, IT'S RESPECTED OWNER.* Video by Stephen
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"On Set" - Webseries - Episode 10 of 10
 
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What will happen at the party after Ryan drinks too much champagne? Find out in this episode titled "Party." 1) Subscribe to my Channel and stay tuned for more videos! 2) Join the “On Set” Facebook Fan page! http://www.facebook.com/WatchOnSet 3) Like the videos and comment, even hateful critiques are welcome! 4) Follow me, Ryan Redmond, on Instagram, just do it! @iamryanredmond Created by Ryan Redmond Directed by Juan Soto Shelly - Alexis Buck Charlie - Jamie Davenport Jeff - Matt Einhorn Albert - Stan Madray Jay - Ruben Mercado Ryan - Ryan Redmond Laura - Victoria Swilley Executive Producers Jamie Davenport Drew Barnett-Hamilton James Redmond Ryan Redmond Produced by Ryan Redmond Jamie Davenport 1st Assistant Director - Kristin Peterman 2nd Assistant Director - Gisell Miller Director of Photography - David Janiczek Camera Operator - Duke Stokes Additional Camera - Maximus Moretta Gaffer - Frank Rishell Art Director – Jade Hamdan Sound Mixer - Walter Seward Grips John Hernandex Gari Martinez Manuel Reyes Script Supervisor - Kerry Honan Associate Producers Daniel Brockett Tyler, Ashley, and Emery Browder Doug Davenport Teresa Davenport K. Jessica Doyla Thuyvi Nguyen Marilyn Parel Joey Redmond Patricia & Kenneth Straughn Special Thanks to Kenny Beaumont Dayla Bingham Justin Brewster Andrew Crump Steve Gayler Carl Lawson Jav Maniac Mike Piccirillo Jacqueline Skelton Red Gears Studios & Full Sail University
Views: 312 Ryan Redmond
#BlackTwitterNews: Girls With Dreadlocks f. Sky From Black Ink Crew
 
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Sky from VH1's Black Ink Crew sits down with BlogXilla to discuss some topics that are popular on Black Twitter. Today they talk about hair, thots and #LightGirls
Views: 7108 GlobalGrindTV
Prime Direct - Feel Me Now
 
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Beat By The Passion HiFi Lyrics: I was born in a dorm on a Pennsylvania night, man no official plans -- I decided just to write jams lyrics and free verse, the pretense was knee jerk freedom in the freestyles, no need to rework it didn't take long 'fore written spittin' addicted me and made my roomie, homie Viscomi, conduct a symphony but times I'd need a fix when the words shot out me shut my lip quick so my peers couldn't doubt me now they overcrowd me -- claim me and follow me some say talent while the rest cry novelty virtue in the honesty and honestly ain't feelin' it 'cause too many pricks turn tricks at the dealership all they want is realer shit -- less of the theatrics thankfully, I got about six years of practice I only wanted masses, so when I hit the mattress I'd cuddle up with too much ass to wipe my cash with scene kids, mean kids, hipster chicks all denominations wanna be my clique they wanna feel me now math rap ass-hats, gangster dicks tune in for some controversial politics they wanna feel me now inbred, metal head, nonconformists all give it a listen 'cause my hair's enormous they wanna feel me now old school, no bull, rap savants think I shoulda quit after my last bad song but they can't feel me now turned 23 -- now it's time to some progress multi-layered lyrics, no time for the nonsense leaving me beyond stressed, immersed in word choice on top of that, I can't stand the sound of my nerd voice maybe it's insane to invade the rap game and try to entertain, wear a chain and act lame stop being profane and they'll call me conscious but these passed out rappers caught rigor mortis so fuck the mainstream and the murky wetlands a college graduate who goes to work in sweatpants I paid my debts and my quest for sex lands an unrequited crush, regress my best plans no time for rest as I vent my views and every other instrumental trying to woo my muse a couple years later, I regained composure gave her 48 bars as an act of closure shot girls, goth girls, ball room dancers try to gather round me like I got the answers they wanna feel me now prep girls, meth girls, high school teachers quote me like some kinda motivational speaker they wanna feel me now tall girls, small girls, anorexics just wanna get drunk and find a guy to sex with they wanna feel me now and that girl that used to fill my songs I really don't know -- guess it's been too long. but they can't feel me now my grandfather always used to tell me not to worry about the things I can't control and right now (what, what?) I can't control my legs present day -- tell my mother how I turned out cynical, neurotic, but at least I'm not a burn out got a better sperm count -- never gonna use it 'cause I can't afford a kid without some profits from my music and I'm lazy 'cause my job don't pay me to advance could spend a day's wage on fast food and a lap dance when all I wanna do is make time for my passion call me too entitled or maybe I'm old-fashioned all I know is rap can progress my psyche in a Word document, headphones and a mic, see I took hiatus just to spill the first blood but now I got time to reunite with my first love it hurts 'cause I got these growing pains to conquer and I live in fear of being misconstrued as a monster but as long as I'm writing, I'mma be on the right path let's dance 'cause I got a chance to take my life back managers, handlers, inept bosses wanna can my ass so they can count they losses they wanna feel me now fakers, phonies, cons and yes-men are just incensed that I won't be they best friend they wanna feel me now big shots, big wigs, freaks and leeches try to keep in touch in case my stock increases they wanna feel me now cohorts, consorts, friends and family only take so much because they still can't stand me but they can't feel me now to everyone who's supported me over the years, I want to thank you and to everyone who hasn't supported me, I want to thank you even more
Views: 262 dirtySeal
मेरी नजर मेरी फोटोग्राफी..... नंदनगढ़ का एक खूबसूरत दृश्य।।।।।
 
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Lauria Nandangarh is a City/town about 14 km from Shikarpur (Vidhan Sabha constituency) and 28 km from Bettiah in West Champaran district of Bihar state in northern India. It is situated near the banks of the Burhi Gandak River. The village draws its name from a pillar (laur) of Ashoka standing there and the stupa mound Nandangarh (variant Nanadgarh) about 2 km south-west of the pillar. Lauriya Nandangarh is a historical site located in West Champaran district of Bihar. Remains of Mauryan period have been found here. Lauriya has 15 Stupa mounds in three rows, each row upwards of 600 m; the first row begins near the pillar and goes E to W, while the other two are at right angles to it and parallel to each other.[1] Alexander Cunningham partially excavated one of them in 1862 and found a retaining wall of brick (size 51 X 20 cm) which he regarded as late. A few years later Henry Bailey Wade Garrick excavated several mounds with indifferent results. In 1905 T. Block excavated four mounds, two in each of the N to S rows. In two of them, he found at the center of each, at a depth of "1.8 m to 3.6 m" (probably meaning 1.8 m in one and 3.6 m in the other) a gold leaf with a female figurine standing in frontal pose and a small deposit of burnt human bones mixed with charcoal. The core of the mounds was, according to him, built of layers of yellow clay, a few centimeters in thickness, with grass leaves laid between. Further down in one of them he found the stump of a tree. His conclusions were that the 'earthen barrows' had some connection with the funeral rites of the people who erected them, and he found an explanation of the phenomena encountered by him in the rites of cremation and post-cremation prescribed in the Vedas. On the basis of this hypothesis he identified the gold female figurine as the earth goddess Prithvi and ascribed the mounds to a pre-Mauryan age. After him the mounds came to be known loosely as "Vedic burial mounds". The locals call these mounds Bhisa, a word also recorded by Cunningham.[2] Some believe that the 26 metre high ancient brick sepulchral mound is the stupa where the ashes of Lord Buddha were enshrined.[3] In 1935-36, archaeologist Nani Gopal Majumdar re-examined the four mounds with important results. He found that all of them were earthen burial memorials with burnt brick revetments, two being faced with a brick lining in a double tier, so that there was no justification of regarding them as mere earthen barrows. He also pointed out that the golden leaves found by Block had their exact replica in the Stupa at Piprahwa which is definitely a Buddhist Stupa of 300 B.C. or earlier. The respective Lauriya Stupas might be of a comparable date and there is nothing to connect them with Vedic burial rites. The layers of yellow clay which had a share in the building up of the Vedic theory of Block, are according to observations of archaeologist Amalananda Ghosh, nothing but mud bricks, husk and straw being a common ingredient in ancient brick. Excavation of the Nandangarh site was started by Majumdar in 1935 and continued by Ghosh until 1939. Before excavation the mound had a height of 25 m and a circumference of about 460 m, standing at the East of a brick fortification about 1.6 km in perimeter and roughly oval of plan, no doubt enclosing a habitation area, perhaps the headquarters of a clan that was responsible for the erection of the Lauriya Stupas. Surface finds indicate that it was inhabited in Shunga (if not earlier) and Kushans times. On excavation, Nandangarh turned out to be stupendous Stupa with a polygonal base; with its missing dome which must have been proportionately tall, the Stupa must have been one of the highest in India.[4] . The walls of the four cardinal directions at the base (only the W ones and partly the S ones were excavated) are each 32 m long and the wall between each has a zigzag course with 14 re-entrant and 13 outer angles. The walls flanking the first and second terraces following the polygonal plan of the base; those pertaining to the upper terraces were circular. An extensive later restoration hid the four upper walls and provided new circular ones; the polygonal plan of the walls of the base and the first terrace were left unaltered. The top of each terrace served as a pradakshina-path (South facing pathway), though no staircase to reach the top was found in the excavated portion. The core of the stupa consists of a filling of earth with a large number of animal and human figurines in the Shunga and Kushana idiom, a few punch marked coins and cast copper coins, terracotta sealing of the 2nd and 1st century B.C. and iron objects. As the earth was brought from outside, obviously from a part of the habitation area to the south of the stupa where the resultant pond is still visible, the objects are understandably not stratified.
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Mixed Race REAL TALK
 
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This is my first REAL TALK video ever and something I've had to deal with a lot growing up and most of the time it's not too bad but lately I've felt the need to vent to people about it to see if I'm just too damn touchy on the subject or what. I keep it 100 so keep it 100 in the comments and let me know what you think. The video is to be ignored, it's just some old footage I had laying around that I was gonna delete anyways. Any music provided is royalty free and courtesy of http://audiomicro.com/royalty-free-music or https://player.epidemicsound.com/ via Maker Gen, whom I'm partnered with, or Google's free music list. So, it's paid for people. XD ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ If you have a mic and want to play a game with me on Steam just PM me for the info. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Stalk me at: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Wallmartkiller/154811504700813 https://twitter.com/Wallmartkiller ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ My rig: Geforce GTX 980 Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit Intel 4820k 3.7 GHz 16GB RAM DirectX 11 Logitech G502(Love all the buttons) 1920 x 1080 resolution 60Hz 1 128GB SSD1(OS), TB HD x 2, 250 GB HD(for the lolz) Razer Blackwidow Ultimate Stealth(2014) Logitech X530 Surround sound system Astro A40 Audio System Blue Yeti mic I sometimes edit my audio with Audacity ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ I either use Action, Fraps, or Dxtory to record all my videos(in that order).
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My Mom, the Disco Queen!!!
 
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.My stunningly beautiful Mom!! We had the best time doing this. She is indeed, a disco QUEEN!!! :) ......and her face, is a dance floor ;) For her disco ball eye, I cut up little pieces of a silver / glittered silk plant and glued then individually around her eye with lash adhesive. For the light beams coming from the disco ball, I used the Mehron tropical palette for base colors then packed matching shades of glitter on each color. * 88 Palette ( for purple eye) Lips are glossed then glittered with silver superfine glitter I lost footage of the process :( Let me know if you have any questions about the look! :) Thank you SO much for watching and for all your love and support!!!! xoxo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MindiBachandatPaintedHearts ig: @Painted_Hearts_Hawaii
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